February 2011
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January 2011
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I want a girl with lips like morphine. Blow a...
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “My site is down. What did you do?”
Me: “Well, I haven’t done anything in a while. Can you get to Google.com?
Client: “No. Why did you take Google down too?”
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Accents
I wish I were better at them, so I could talk to total strangers and pretend that I was from another country.
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Starbucks Double shot
I Just had some to get me through the last couple of hour of work and omg I am so jittery!
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Red Headed step child
Had to explain to my English co-worker what the term “treated like a red headed step child” meant, I guess they dont beat gingers in England.
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Despicable me
I just watched it, cute movie
I lold
and Daaawwwwed